How To…Pass a Drug Test

25 10 2010

Okay, so let’s admit that we’ve all smoked a little weed, mary jane, ganja, pot, whatever have you. And I’m sure that some of us have had to worry about upcoming interviews…meaning drug tests. I’m sure you have tried everything right? Swapping urines, chugging vinegar, and maybe even cranberry juice. Well below are some ways that may help you to pass that drug test!!!

1) Don’t smoke.

2) Try “Total Body Cleanser.” This is a detoxifying solution that is made for the lightest of users, to the most extreme.

3) The cranberry juice can help because it contains antioxidants that flush the body of bacteria and foreign bodies. It also contains quinine, anti-inflammatory that reduces toxins as well as the body’s inflammation.

4) Exercising helps! The chemical THC is absorbed in your fatty cells, so sweating bullets helps. Just don’t over exert yourself!

5) Lastly, water! Everyone believes that you have to drink as much water as you can for the couple of weeks before your test…WRONG. You need to drink as much water as you can a couple of hours prior to your drug test.You are internally overloading your kidneys with water, pouring out all of the THC metabolites. There won’t be enough to be read on the test.

D r u g Test M y t h s :

Aspirin
Ammonia
Bleach
Drano
Niacin
Orange Juice
Visine
Vinegar

COMMENTS AND POSTINGS FROM THE “POT CONNOISSEURS”

 

 

 

152 Responses to Home Remedies for Passing Drug Tests – the Good, Bad, & Just Plain UGLY SITE:  http://www.howtopassadrugtest420.org/56/home-remedies-to-pass-a-drug-test-2

  1. Alex  

    September 6, 2010 | 7:47 pm

    Hey guys does bleach clean opiates from your urine also i know thc but how bout opiates!!?
    (adding it into your urine people DO NOT DRINK)

  2. Wondering  

    September 13, 2010 | 5:56 pm

    Anyone heard of Palo-azul its a mexican tree bark that cleanses liver kidneys etc.It suppose to work on urine testing.

    • donk-32  

      October 15, 2010 | 7:46 am

      were can i get some mexican tree lol

  3. Jay  

    October 3, 2010 | 3:21 pm

    many people i know have told me that they drank epson salt and passed a drug test the next day.. is this true?

    • me  

      October 14, 2010 | 8:34 pm

      i heard puting eye drops in your sample will help you pass

  4. tim 

    October 15, 2010 | 6:40 pm

    90% of drug testing labs test for to much water in your pee so hence they assume you are trying to hide somthing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Advertisements

Actions

Information

One response

26 10 2010
ricksrss

I’m very, very impressed. At first you proved me wrong about my initial assumption about you. Now, you are totally taking your blog to another level. You are doing tremendous work, some of the best I’ve read since I’ve been teaching this course!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: