How To…Pass a Drug Test

Okay, so let’s admit that we’ve all smoked a little weed, mary jane, ganja, pot, whatever have you. And I’m sure that some of us have had to worry about upcoming interviews…meaning drug tests. I’m sure you have tried everything right? Swapping urines, chugging vinegar, and maybe even cranberry juice. Well below are some ways that may help you to pass that drug test!!!

1) Don’t smoke.

2) Try “Total Body Cleanser.” This is a detoxifying solution that is made for the lightest of users, to the most extreme.

3) The cranberry juice can help because it contains antioxidants that flush the body of bacteria and foreign bodies. It also contains quinine, anti-inflammatory that reduces toxins as well as the body’s inflammation.

4) Exercising helps! The chemical THC is absorbed in your fatty cells, so sweating bullets helps. Just don’t over exert yourself!

5) Lastly, water! Everyone believes that you have to drink as much water as you can for the couple of weeks before your test…WRONG. You need to drink as much water as you can a couple of hours prior to your drug test.You are internally overloading your kidneys with water, pouring out all of the THC metabolites. There won’t be enough to be read on the test.

D r u g Test M y t h s :

Aspirin
Ammonia
Bleach
Drano
Niacin
Orange Juice
Visine
Vinegar

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1. Alex  

   September 6, 2010 | 7:47 pm

   

   Hey guys does bleach clean opiates from your urine also i know thc but how bout opiates!!?
   (adding it into your urine people DO NOT DRINK)

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2. Wondering  

   September 13, 2010 | 5:56 pm

   

   Anyone heard of Palo-azul its a mexican tree bark that cleanses liver kidneys etc.It suppose to work on urine testing.

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   • donk-32  

     October 15, 2010 | 7:46 am

     

     were can i get some mexican tree lol

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3. Jay  

   October 3, 2010 | 3:21 pm

   

   many people i know have told me that they drank epson salt and passed a drug test the next day.. is this true?

   Reply
   • me  

     October 14, 2010 | 8:34 pm

     

     i heard puting eye drops in your sample will help you pass

     Reply
4. tim 

   October 15, 2010 | 6:40 pm

   

   90% of drug testing labs test for to much water in your pee so hence they assume you are trying to hide somthing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How To…Leave an Abusive Relationship

Relationships are based on trust. In my opinion, the ideal relationship consists of compromise, understanding, physical attraction, and “trust.” But what happens the first time he hits you? Do you make up an excuse? What about the second time, do you make a claim that he is just angry? And do you value yourself enough to admit that he has a problem and leave? These are the types of questions women need to ask when faced with an abusive spouse. Often times a woman becomes so manipulated by her husband that she is forced to believe that the matter at hand is her fault. Below are some ways that will help you cope with your struggles of being alone, and face the fact that you need help, and must get out.

1) Contact a friend or family member when it first happens, do not, and I mea do not try to handle it on your own.

2) Ask your family member if you can stay with them for the time being. It is not safe to stay by yourself.

3) As soon as you find a place to stay, take your children and all of your essentials to your family or friend’s house. Do not tell your abuser where you are going, or allow them any means of contacting you.

4) Get the police involved right away. Involving them will give yourself some peace. Make sure to keep them updated with the situations, and most importantly, follow through with your decisions. if you don’t the police will be forced to drop the case.

5)  Enroll yourself in counseling. Counseling is a historical remedy that can save your sanity and your children’s. If they have witnessed the abuse, enroll them in counseling as well.

6) When your husband tries to contact you, make sure you tell the police, let them know what he is doing so it can be resolved immediately.

7) If you find it necessary to speak with him, which you shouldn’t, he will try to tell you he is sorry and it will never happen again. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM.

8) You can stay strong for yourself and your children by living your life as you normally would. I know that sounds difficult, but the best thing to do is to keep moving.

9) Allot time for yourself, whether it be for sleep, reading, or an activity you love.

10) Talk to your family and friends to settle your mind. It is also good to talk to your children about the situation, let them know that what happened between their father and yourself is not right.

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