How To… Get out of a Ticket

21 09 2010

Tickets are never fun. Especially the ones that aren’t for the movies. I am the daughter of a police officer, and even still it is very scary being a female and getting pulled over by a cop. I have been pulled over by lesbian cops, gay cops, harry cops, scary cops, and cops that could not remember why they pulled me over! So what have you done to get yourself out of a ticket? Did cry? yell? make up a story? Well here are a couple things I have done to get myself out of a ticket, and they worked:

1) Tell the officer that you are very sorry but you did not know the speed limit and will try to do better next time.

2) Tell the officer you have to poop really bad, and to excuse yourself for not being lady-like.

3) Tell the officer your brother is sick at home and having an asthma attack.

4) Tell the officer you just found out you left your garage open and need to get back soon because there have been robberies in your neighborhood.

5) Tell the officer you left your dog out of his cage and you are worried he will piss and shit all over the place.

6) Tell the officer you have not eaten all day and feel very sick (Que the water falls).

7) Tell the officer that you are lost and that’s why you were on your cell phone. If he asks why you don’t have your head set then, tell him you lost that too.

8) Tell the officer you just threw up and its in the bag in your bag seat and smells… trust me he won’t want to see it.

9) Tell the officer managed to leave the iron on and you are worried the house will catch on fire.

10) Tell the officer you just broke up with your boyfriend and he chased you out of his house, you just wanted to make sure he wasn’t following you.

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